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bunjywunjy:

bedupolker:

babyfoxcollectionthings:

imagine having to defend yourself against a sea monster and your only weapon is a pair of chopsticks attached to your face

SQUEEZES YOUR HEAD. GO AWAY

audhdspacewizard:

teaboot:

teaboot:

Griffin McElroy I don’t know if you’re in Vancouver right now but if you’re not then I just watched your doppelgänger get stuck in an automatic door

For the record this is the order things went down

  1. See a guy
  2. Think, “That dude looks just like known podcaster Griffin McElroy”
  3. Watch dude walk into automatic door, get hooked on it somehow, ragdoll sideways as it opens, shake himself loose, look around as if searching for witnesses, and then continue walking
  4. Realize that this doesn’t confirm or eliminate suspicion either way
  5. Consider approaching
  6. Decide against it
  7. Post on blog
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finagle-a-bagel:

I’d like to remember Pope Francis as the Pope who called a ton of priests faggots, apologized for it, then called them all faggots again

derinthescarletpescatarian:

princessparadoxical:

derinthescarletpescatarian:

the-furry-butler:

ozempicofficial:

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A small number of packets should contain a Golden Cigarette which lets you tour the magical Smoke Factory and gives you the chance to be chosen as the founder’s heir

I don’t know if I like the idea of nicotine Oompa-Loompas.

Oompa loompa doopity dix

Yell at your children til you get your fix